the dumbest egg hunt in the world

our neighborhood had an egg hunt today, courtesy of the police association. it was at a park about 4 driving minutes away, so that's the only reason i didn't punch someone in the face*.
we get there, there's the easter bunny, music is playing...i'm thinking it'll be a pretty cool shindig.

there were three age groups: 1-3, 4-6, 7-10. artin, niek, and niek's friend, xavier (my future daughter-in-law), went to the 4-6 age group. ready, set, GO! about 80 4-6 year olds ran 50 yards (give or take 100 yard, no clue. i'm pretty bad with estimates larger than a few millimeters), picked up eggs scattered about, and then that was it. niek didn't even get any eggs, partly because some overachieving son-of-a-bitch parents were picking eggs up for their kids (total wtf-ness) and also partly because he had no fucking clue what the hell was going on. (if i had told him there would be candy inside the eggs, he would've ripped apart the field and killed it. my bad.)

and that was that. lame! but here are a few pics anyway.






*also because i'm not very good at punching or fighting.