pet names

there are so many great songs out there. i think more people should use them as an inspiration to naming their pets. stupid pet names are so boring. just because a dog is white doesn't mean you should name it "snow." and not all black dogs should be destined to "shadow." i personally have planned out names for the animals i will adopt as soon as we have space for them. niek's kitten will be named freddie (due to his love of all queen songs). and if we get the dogs i want (a yellow lab mix and a white dog) i will name them colonel mustard and mrs. white because i am awesome at the game clue and whoever has played with me can vouch for that. also, if they ever call out the dogs' names, they will be forced to remember that i have probably dominated them at the game.

other possible names for my two future doggies: sgt. pepper and lucy. this will serve two purposes. first of all, they are kick ass homages to two awesome songs. but more importantly, they will serve as filters for friends. if someone has the audacity to ask why sgt. pepper, or wonders why lucy, i can rest assured that we will never be friends and proceed to swiftly kick them in the face. done and done!