the last time i recall ario calling for "help" with any sense of urgency was when avisa had rubbed a poopy diaper all over the bathroom floor. so you can imagine my dismay as i heard the severity in his voice yesterday when he went to get avisa out of her crib after her nap.
we were downstairs playing music and dancing around with the boys when i thought avisa was awake. ario went upstairs only to find her sitting butt-naked in her bed, clothes thrown on the floor...along with a diaper chock-full of fecal matter, the sheer quantity of it enough to rival any adult shit.
ario had a little rant-off, the stream including "god was is wrong with her" and "wtf is she going to be like when she's older" and "seriously avisa what's wrong with you?"...
but then we decided to look at it from her point of view. she probably took a fat shit, called for us, and we couldn't hear her because we were too busy blasting music downstairs. she figured that just because her negligent parents weren't paying attention didn't mean she had to sit in shit all day long and took matters in her own hands, took off all her clothes and wiped her ass clean all over the sheets.
honestly, i was a little proud of her. no pics this time, sorry.
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My mini-me is smart. She knows how to get shit done when her parents are lagging.
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